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ALL SPORTS ARE GAMES! ALL GAMES ARE NOT SPORTS!
From backgammon to the 3,000 year old Royal Game of Ur., from Oriental kite contests to the universal tit-tat-toe and baseball, games have been, and are played throughout every culture and society known to man.
Where is the line drawn...
Changing Landscape of the NHL
Changing Landscape of the NHL
The changing face of the NHL is very prominent as the first regular season play begins for the 2005-2006 season. Big named players have left big named teams for the previously has-been doorstops of the NHL. It is...
My Top Baseball Teams of All Time - (In no particular order) Part one
My Top Baseball Teams of All Time
(In no particular order) Part one
1902 Pittsburgh Pirates
Record of 103 Wins and 36 Losses
Won the Pennant by 27.5 games
Scored 775 runs and allowed 440 runs
Five pitchers with 15 wins and era
under...
No Excuse for Not Exercising
For many people in today's busy world it's quite easy to come up
with an excuse for not being in shape and exercising regularly.
Some of the more common ones are "I'm too busy", "There aren't
enough hours in a day", and "I'm so tired after work...
What A Great Night
What A Great Night The Time Machine brings me back to Chancellor Avenue, Newark, New Jersey, circa 1964. Vintage cars like the ’62 Oldsmobile Spitfire, 1957 and 1958 Chevy’s roamed up and down the street passing The Bunny Hop, The Burgerama and...
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Funny Baseball Quotes
Funny Baseball Quotes
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. Earl Wilson
When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." Willie Stargell, 1981
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen
A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves. Brendan Francis
There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. Tallulah Bankhead
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot. Dick Gregory
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. Harry Caray
Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Author Unknown
With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. Pete Rose, 1977
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? Vin Scully
Cricket is baseball on valium. Robin Williams
Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor. Abe
Lemons
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Let no one accuse baseball of not being tough on drugs. During his baseball career, Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime suspensions. Bill Ferraro, baseball fan.
I could never play in New York. The first time I came into a game there, I got into the bullpen car and they told me to lock the doors. Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles
On his own scouting report: "Very deceptive. Slower than he looks. Joe Garagiola
A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, 'Should I spike myself ? Lefty Gomez
Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist. Hank Greenwald, on Bruce Sutter
About the Author
Aron Wallad has been a baseball lover for over 45 years. His passions have included; playing, watching, reading, evaluating, and coaching the game he adores. Do you love inspiring quotes, unusual statistics and most of all, heartwarming baseball stories? If you love baseball you will love his baseball ezine.
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